derekjay

8th February 2010

reblogged from Post Mortem   -  14 notes

TAXES

I wish DieLaughing had comments enabled on his tumbla, so I could comment all over this post like a commenting badass.

Regardless, I’m going to comment in a reblog (like all the cool kids seem to be doing.)

See my comment under DieLaughing’s post.

dielaughing:

So I go to H&R Block to do my taxes (and my girlfriend’s), and right after getting started it tells me “Sorry, nightly maintenance. Come back later.”

WHAT?!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!

Soon there is going to be a worldwide reckoning where large masses of people suddenly discover the other people that are just entirely incompetent and need to be quietly put down like an animal with such severe head trauma that they can’t survive in the wild.

I picture this mainly as the youth rising up to kill everyone over a certain age. It is an eventuality, so I’d like it to happen sooner than later, for obvious reasons.

I don’t respect my elders. I blame them for the shitty-ass state of the world.

And now it’s my responsibility, eh? Well, I promise to do everything I can to shout out every fucking retarded thing that adults accept as unchanging reality. I will point and shout until the brave youngsters kill us all for our selfish insanity.

Really H&R Block? You can’t hire someone who knows how to do a backup without shutting the whole fucking site down? Wow. Fire your HR department first, assholes, then kill yourselves before your own children bludgeon you in your sleep.

Holy moly! I completely agree!

I’m determined to fix the world before I even think about passing the baton to my spawn. Whether through The Zeitgeist Movement or my own means; it is going to happen an the world ‘peace’ will no longer be some fable we wish for.

We will achieve a universal giddyness. That is my goal.

GO!

Tags: H&R Blockworldincompetenceincompetentpeopleworldreblogissuesworld peaceThe Zeitgeist MovementThe Venus Projecteldersfix