This is my life for the first two-ish hours I’m awake… EVERY DAY!!

heyitsrachel:

delacroix:

Writing an e-mail (to Rhonda!) reminds me to check my Facebook. Facebook means replying to people, which reminds me to check Twitter. Twitter means seeing tweets from Tumblr people, which reminds me to check the Tumblrs I follow via Google Reader. Their posts make me click-through to like, so I end up on my dashboard. There are photos on my dashboard, so I favorite things on Flickr. An hour and a half later, I’m thirty pages back on my dash, twenty pages into someone’s Flickr photostream, and I have sixteen tabs open in Firefox. The first tab, my Gmail tab, is still waiting for me to finish the e-mail.

Ugh, I’m retarded.

AHHHHHHHHH! Twitter is borked and Brightkite is STILL down! What am I to do!!?!?!?!

sarahcooley:

mknell:

twitterstatus:

We are currently investigating a problem causing many users’ timelines to be delayed. We will update with status here shortly.

Sweet. Another outage - probably triggered to get Mashable more page views on an article talking about the outage.

It’s a giant conspiracy.

HAHAHA