teenagemutantninjanoses:

You’re reading this in my voice right now, aren’t you? Every single word. Ninja. Penguin. Nantucket apple lemonade. Richard.
Patrick Rodriguez

Fantastic!

teenagemutantninjanoses:

You’re reading this in my voice right now, aren’t you? Every single word. Ninja. Penguin. Nantucket apple lemonade. Richard.

Patrick Rodriguez

Fantastic!

Dear Tumblr

oatmeal:

If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:

Please use it. 

Please oh please. 

-The Oatmeal

This must to happen!

When Twitter implemented the FailWhale it became more stable. Maybe this error message will bring similar stability for Tumblr.

Discovered via @DieLaughing’s ReTweet of @Oatmeal’s tweet.

I want a panda. And a panda suit just like that. And a red panda.

Discovered via Rachel linking me on IM.

stephanyakijan:

This give me big giggles, he he he.

There should be more surprises like this in daily life.
Discovered via Stephanya’s tweet.

stephanyakijan:

This give me big giggles, he he he.

There should be more surprises like this in daily life.

Discovered via Stephanya’s tweet.

… I easily can fit 8-10 thongs in a plastic sandwich bag, which is how I usually return them back to her so they will stay neatly arranged. …

This was written to me in an IM today. I just had to share; it made me chuckle!

Brownie points if you can guess who said it.