psql:

I hate negativity but:
Hey you piece of poop. Come out and surrender all of your crap. Ripping off my darn good pal Johnny is effing terrible. 
I hope you get clawed by some wild alley cats in the eye-sockets.
Luckily this turd sandwich hasn’t ripped off any work I’ve made for Johnny yet. - Otherwise he’d have a boomerang to the throat before he could say BENNY FRYING PAN.
Read about this con-artist who’s ripping of Johnny and spread the word.

psql:

I hate negativity but:

Hey you piece of poop. Come out and surrender all of your crap. Ripping off my darn good pal Johnny is effing terrible. 

I hope you get clawed by some wild alley cats in the eye-sockets.

Luckily this turd sandwich hasn’t ripped off any work I’ve made for Johnny yet. - Otherwise he’d have a boomerang to the throat before he could say BENNY FRYING PAN.

Read about this con-artist who’s ripping of Johnny and spread the word.

Some guy on Australian Idol: “Awww… praise… ahhh God ay!”
Me: “Ahhhh yay Ala! Hah- Hah-“

Disclaimer: I do not watch reality crap. My sister was just watching it downstairs.