Twitter Makes Me Happy B&#CH by @maxwellshouse

I was going to say this Twitter music video is better than the ones Justine has done, but this one is interlaced. Plus, Justine is my wife and I have to like her videos better.

Discovered via Johnny Cupcakestweet.

Fine. I’ll say it: For the first half of the Old Testament, God comes off as an angry drunk with a gambling problem and a God Complex.

Merlin Mann (tweet)

I’m selling life-sized cardboard cut-outs of me watching you sleep. It’s coated in plastic, so it’s safe to place in the bushes for comfort.

– DieLaughing (tweet)

If FOX showed an hour of boiling water, 10,000,000 would call in to support their favorite saucepan.

Merlin Mann (Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 2332 hrs CDT)