HELP
If you know anyone in San Francisco with a job or a place to stay, I’ll be there tomorrow. Please have them email me at jadammoore at gmail. Thanks.
SF-ers: Help my pal Adam out. He’s a giddy dude and is super-intelligent. Please rock his world. :)
I’m selling life-sized cardboard cut-outs of me watching you sleep. It’s coated in plastic, so it’s safe to place in the bushes for comfort.
– DieLaughing (tweet)I don’t normally post crude content like this, but I couldn’t help laughing at it. Especially because I discovered it via @DieLaughing on Twitter.