The world is messed up because Valentine’s Day has become all about the size of the teddy bear and box of chocolates you buy the people you “love

– Mitch on AIM (I, Derek, totally agree!)
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Lerks 4 Eddy

i thought i was the only odd child

i still like blood

i want to bang a vampire

so it all works out in the end

frakin Edward Cullen

his shiny skin

and back and honey eyes

oh god

okay im done

princessleah7x chat Edward Cullen Adium AIM IM Leah

Derek: How much is the JezTouch?

Jez: plz tell me u where referring to itouch  and not how much  would charge ppl t touch moi

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Planning America

Jez: then to fly to San Fran in which im assuming u will run off with justine totally grand

Jez: then i head to mexico

Jez: and u head to New york?

Derek: Well I think Mexico would be tubular... Mom said she reckons I won't leave without drinking Tequila.

Derek: That's if you don't mind some doofus tagging along and eating a worm in a bottle.

Jez: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jez: sorry i had this image of u getting drunk

Jez: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jez: HAHAHAHA

Jez: no really

Jez: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Derek: That'd be the day.

Jez: it would be the day that u get drunk

Jez: i should say drink

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