Prince Derek

Jez: You know how there is a prince of darkness

Jez: a prince of thieves

Jez: etc

Derek: mmm

Jez: Well i reckon your the prince of the internet

Derek: yup lol

Jez: see, you cant be the king yet

Jez: because uve yet to save the damsel in destress

Jez: the princess of the internet

Jez: it applies all quite well in my brain!