January 2008
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5ive tips that comprise everything I know about... →
By Merlin Mann
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...”
– Robert A. Heinlein
Jan 22nd
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Derek: How much is the JezTouch?
Jez: plz tell me u where referring to itouch  and not how much  would charge ppl t touch moi
Jan 17th
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I discovered 60Frames today. This would have to be one of my highlights from a selection I found. Ahhh, poor kid. ;) 
Jan 17th
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Obviously, I watched the full keynote. But if you aren’t a geek or don’t have the time, this is an easy way to make sure you didn’t miss anything. Giddy work Mahalo Daily Team!  
Jan 17th
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I decided I’m sick of paper altogether. I called my phone company and tried to save a whale.
Jan 16th
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“derek, i am enjoying your side of life :) thank you”
– Allie via MSN Messenger
Jan 15th
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Planning America
Jez: then to fly to San Fran in which im assuming u will run off with justine totally grand
Jez: then i head to mexico
Jez: and u head to New york?
Derek: Well I think Mexico would be tubular... Mom said she reckons I won't leave without drinking Tequila.
Derek: That's if you don't mind some doofus tagging along and eating a worm in a bottle.
Jez: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jez: sorry i had this image of u getting drunk
Jez: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jez: HAHAHAHA
Jez: no really
Jez: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Derek: That'd be the day.
Jez: it would be the day that u get drunk
Jez: i should say drink
Jan 14th
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Will Pate mentioned this while I was watching his Ustream, today. Hilarious!
Jan 13th
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“[The] internet is a whole plethera of drugs”
– Shedtroll
Jan 8th
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Topping off this grand day (the 7th) of quotes with ZomboCom!
Jan 7th
“shite my sex life is going to be crap…sorry sweetie i wet the bed again”
– Jez (Re: her life being married to Brookers)
Jan 7th
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“A lot of fun stuff is illegal.”
– Katie L.
Jan 7th
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“Australian is better … You can’t beat Dairy Milk [chocolate].”
– A woman talking to another woman at Sugar Fix. Obviously they haven’t experienced chocolate from Eastern Europe.
Jan 7th
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“This is the food of gods! …… You could seriously get fat, and still...”
– A teenager at Sugar Fix talking about Pop Tarts.
Jan 7th
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The not-new-release not-single by un-iJustine.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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I was watching back some of my old MeTodays and realising I hadn’t tagged/described some of them. I REALLY wanted to fave this one; the comments are so awesome. Dear Viddler, can haz fave own video? 
Jan 4th
“In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly sane.”
– I think it was on The Simpsons.
Jan 2nd